This book:



















is really, really, really fucking boring. It shouldn't be called "Read Me First". It should be called "Read Me Only If You Really, Really, Really Must Because I'm A Boring, Repetitive Piece of Technical Writing Bullshit Which, By Definition, Shouldn't Be Read Front-to-back, Anyhow." I know, it's not as catchy. But it's the truth.

And I see that I've turned into a cursing complainer. Great. But the upside is that I know that you're already liking me better.