Today, I had the scare of my life. While getting ready for school (okay I was Q-tipping after my shower), I turned on the tv for some background noise. I wasn't looking at the screen, I was sorting through school stuff and poking around in my ear, and I heard some guy singing. I thought, "Hey, I kinda like that. I wonder who it is?" So I walked closer to the tv to see who it was, and it was f-ing Neil Diamond. NEIL DIAMOND. Suddenly, I like Neil Diamond. (One more time, NEIL DIAMOND!). Holy shit! It was so scary that it didn't even bother me that I was watching The View.